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Blood Temperature – A Murder Mystery  

written by Chris Hall

for the King’s Somborne School Association

24th April 2009

 

 

Blood Temperature

 

Setting:         'Sketchley Park', An Independent Preparatory School at Little Rissington, Oxfordshire.

motto:           "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"

 

(A quotation from Horace described by the war poet Wilfred Owen as 'The old Lie'

"How sweet and fitting it is to die for one's country")

 

Occasion:     A PTA fundraising dinner.

 

Time:              1958

 

 

Character                                                                                                                Cast

 

The victim:                                                                          

Grant Worcester                A Boiler repair man                                                John Cartwright

                                                                                   

Suspects:

 

Cecilia Tweet                      The Headmistress                                                   Leslie Evans

 

Robin Tweet                        Her Husband                                                           Andrew Flanagan

 

Miss Primrose Posey            The School Secretary                                            Pam Flanagan

 

Mrs. Beryl Bullseye               The School Cleaner                                               Sue Spurling

 

Reverend Terrence Turn  The local Vicar                                                        Alan Glynne-Jones

 

Lottie Lovespoon   The local Pharmacist                                            Lynda Waggot

                                   

William Weighbridge         An engineer friend of Robin Tweet's                Nigel Coleman

 

Tamsin Takeover                The Chair of the school PTA                               Vanessa Sharpe

 

Dr. Delia Dedly                    The local Doctor                                                    Sue Jackson

 

 

Investigators:

 

Whatson                               The Detective:                                                       Chris Hall

 

Miss Stately Holmes           The Detective’s niece                                          Catherine Cartwright     

 

 

 

Plot development:            Pam Flanagan, Catherine Cartwright, Vicky Burden, Chris Hall.

 

 

 

“Miss Terry” revealed as unqualified doctor denies gender reassignment charge

 

For Mr Winning it must have felt like any other day in the life of a primary school head. A torrid love triangle featuring the school  secretary, the headmistress and a boiler repair man, his Chair of Governors brutally murdered by the Chair of the PTA before being targeted again by a cleaner who appeared fonder of guns than “gumption”.

 

The plot for the Murder Mystery evening put on by KSSA and the Somborne Players was based around “Sketchley Park” a school clearly modelled on one not a million miles from King’s Somborne.

 

Leslie Evans, Andrew and Pam Flanagan, Sue Spurling, Alan Glynne Jones, Lynda Waggot, Nigel Coleman, Vanessa Sharpe and Sue Jackson played the suspects, John Cartwright the bloodied victim whilst Chris Hall and Catherine Cartwright played the detective and his assistant desperately trying to keep abreast of a plot whose outcome had only been finalised on the day in question.

 

The removal of the corpse was handled by four members of the audience with a delicacy that must make their present day jobs a matter of question.

 

Hot food was effortlessly provided by the KSSA, despite the fact that the Village Hall kitchen was out of action because of the refurbishment. Teams “Clueless” and “Never going to win” came closest to providing the missing clues, six other teams all selecting a different suspect.

 

The evening was light hearted and great fun and if you are not careful may well be repeated!

 

Nearly £500 was raised for the school. Thank you to everyone involved.

 

review written for the Gauntlet by Chris Hall